The Killer Burger

There is a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called The Heart Attack Grill. It’s a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flat Liner Fries; which are cooked in pure lard.

Local Tempe hospital employees are up in arms about this restaurant. Not because of the menu, but because of the fact that the waitresses wear skimpy, cleavage-baring outfits, high heels and thigh-high stockings, a male fantasy that some nursing organizations say is an insult to the profession.

Let’s face it, the idea of sex sells food. Look at the Hooters Chain, they are catering to the male sexual fantasy, not their food, although Hooters Buffalo Wings are some of the best that I have eaten.

I have spent over 30 years in the food service industry and I learned the fact that sex and food go together at day one in the business. The servers, both female and male, have learned this also. The good servers know when to flirt and when not to flirt. A little T&A will put more money in their pocket. It’s a no brainer!

If I ever go to Tempe, Arizona, I’ll be sure to visit The Heart Attack Grill. I love burgers and I more so love scantly clad women in nurses uniforms.

The Beach Bum