Commercials
If you, as I do, watch television (in particular the Cable channels) between 1 AM and 4 AM you’ll get to see a lot of commercials. More so than in the late afternoon and during the prime time hours.
I actually enjoy watching good commercials, sometimes they are seemingly better than the program that I am watching. However, there are no good commercials on Cable television after midnight. For that matter, there are very few good commercials on Cable before midnight. Perhaps I’m just watching the wrong channels.
What commercials do you get after 1 AM? Commercials geared at the geriatric crowd. Life Insurance (Burial) sponsored by AARP, the Hovearound and similar scooters, Erectile Dysfunction drugs (Viagra and Cialis) and don’t forget about Bob; who has gained new respect from his entire community by using Enzyte, the once a day tablet for natural Male Enhancement.
Wake up Cable Television advertisers! Most of the people that you are targeting, go to sleep before midnight and don’t arise until 6 AM.
That life insurance that they are advertising is really death insurance. I’m not ready for a Scooter quite yet, although I’ll admit that I have been having problems with my knees lately. I have no problem with Erectile Dysfunction, as I usually wake up erect every morning; my problem is that I have no where to put it, but in my hand. So if I took Enzyte tablets to make it larger and thicker, I’m sure that it would cramp my fingers even more so than it does now.
But they do have a commercial that may remedy some of my problems. While I was watching the James Bond Marathon on early AM Spike TV last week they would show a commercial for “Girls Gone Wild” every 12 to 15 minutes. It was only $9.95 for two videos of young attractive women who were baring their breasts and butts. This, in my opinion, was a good commercial. So I placed my order.
Now, when I awake hard in the morning, I can click on my DVD player and masturbate rather than wasting a perfectly good erection.
The Beach Bum
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