Monday, December 03, 2007

Making Love to the One You Love Best

A German research paper published in the New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts can in fact prolong their lives with years. "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

Weatherby goes on to say "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and can prolonged a man's life by five years.

This is great news for thousands of males over the age of 55. Now we have a good excuse for viewing internet porn. We can now tell our wives or girlfriends that we are viewing nubile women with large breasts for health purposes.

Personally, I’m not a fan of large breasts; I’m more interested in viewing other parts of the female anatomy. Long legs and a nice round butt get me more sexually excited and aroused than looking at large breasts. I have never had an erection by just looking at a “D Cup” babe. On the other hand, touching those breasts is an entire different story.

What was not mentioned in the article that I read about this five year study of 200 male subjects is whether they masturbated or had sex after viewing these large breasted women. Sexual arousal is one thing, but without the payoff I don’t see the sense in getting aroused. Having an orgasm always gets my heart pumping and improves my blood circulation.

Well, it’s off to my favorite Porn Site to get my heart pumping. I’m now doing this to prolong my life. Rather than to just get an erection while looking at naked women, and then relieving my pent up sexual frustrations by hand. This action will also keep my prostate healthy.

The Beach Bum

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to read that sexual excitement can cut your stroke in half. Longer stroke has always been my preferance. Glad you still get a Boner on occasion and take the situation in hand. Keep up the good work, keeping up being the most important.


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