Dancing in the Dark
From today’s Saint Petersburg Times:
“Adult club owner and Tampa City Council candidate Joe Redner is offering voters free admission to his club, the Mons Venus, if they present their sticker saying "I voted." Redner said he's doing this strictly to encourage voting because low turnout is bad for politics.”
Joe Redner has had a lot of clashes with the Tampa City Council during the past few years. The Council has attempted to shut his Club down many times in the past. He finally figured out that the best way to fight them is to join them. Good thinking, Joe.
It cost $20 just to get into the Mons Venus Club. A lap dance costs you another $20 to $30 per song. You can touch and fondle the dancers as long as you don’t touch their “cookie”.
Many sports figures and celebrities have been known to frequent this club when visiting the Tampa bay area.
Although I've never been there, I heard that these beautiful young ladies are totally nude when performing their dance routine on your lap. Unfortunately for the gentlemen, they must leave their clothes on and never touch the “cookie”. You have to be content with the bumping and grinding on your pelvic area.
It seems to me that this is like masturbation without the payoff. If I get sexually aroused I want to get to finish line. There is no way that one can do this at the Mons Venus Club or other establishments of this sort. To me it’s just wasted time and wasted money.
A lap dance, even for free – no thanks! I rather stay at home and dance with myself, in the dark.
Joe Redner is a panderer, preying on our male fantasies. He definitely belongs on the Tampa City Council and in politics.
The Beach Bum
“Adult club owner and Tampa City Council candidate Joe Redner is offering voters free admission to his club, the Mons Venus, if they present their sticker saying "I voted." Redner said he's doing this strictly to encourage voting because low turnout is bad for politics.”
Joe Redner has had a lot of clashes with the Tampa City Council during the past few years. The Council has attempted to shut his Club down many times in the past. He finally figured out that the best way to fight them is to join them. Good thinking, Joe.
It cost $20 just to get into the Mons Venus Club. A lap dance costs you another $20 to $30 per song. You can touch and fondle the dancers as long as you don’t touch their “cookie”.
Many sports figures and celebrities have been known to frequent this club when visiting the Tampa bay area.
Although I've never been there, I heard that these beautiful young ladies are totally nude when performing their dance routine on your lap. Unfortunately for the gentlemen, they must leave their clothes on and never touch the “cookie”. You have to be content with the bumping and grinding on your pelvic area.
It seems to me that this is like masturbation without the payoff. If I get sexually aroused I want to get to finish line. There is no way that one can do this at the Mons Venus Club or other establishments of this sort. To me it’s just wasted time and wasted money.
A lap dance, even for free – no thanks! I rather stay at home and dance with myself, in the dark.
Joe Redner is a panderer, preying on our male fantasies. He definitely belongs on the Tampa City Council and in politics.
The Beach Bum
Labels: In the News, Politics
posted by The Beach Bum at 6:45:00 PM
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