Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I Read the News Today, Oh Boy.

I usually spend several hours a day reading the on-line editions of the Chicago Tribune, the Washington Post and the Saint Petersburg Times. This is a late breaking story that appears on the Web Edition of today’s Chicago Tribune:
“Prosecutors are seeking to have R. Kelly arrested after he failed to show for a hearing today in his criminal court case after his tour bus was delayed.”

Strange as it may seem, I know who R. Kelly is. My son introduced me to his music last year while he was living with me on Treasure Island.

But this was not the biggest story in today’s Tribune Entertainment section. The hottest story of the day was that Britney Spears' 16 year old sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

“It was a shock for both of us (boyfriend, Casey), so unexpected," she said. Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

The younger Spears also stated "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," …. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

Their mom says that she cannot believe this happened because Jamie always respected her nighttime curfew. I guess that mom doesn't believe that teenagers would possibly have sex in the morning or afternoon. Before turning 18 years old, I never had sex after 7 PM. I didn't want to break curfew!

Finally we have found someone that makes less sense than Britney. There must be one hell of a bad gene pool in the Spears family. Some men will argue that good looks and no brains equals the perfect lover. Actually I prefer women with brains, but good looks and a shapely body are a bonus.

Jamie Lynn must not have been paying attention during her Sex Education courses in school. It’s very simple, if you want to have a sexual relationship (and which teen doesn’t) you must protect yourself against an unwanted pregnancy. If she wasn’t on the pill, and I assume that she wasn’t, she should have insisted that her boyfriend Casey Aldridge wear a condom while he was knocking bottom.

I don’t enjoy wearing condoms; therefore I had a vasectomy in 1984 to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. At that time, I was having wild sex, with a woman in her prime childbearing years, on a regular basis. She had told me that she did not want children and that she was on the pill. Not that I didn’t believe her, but I didn’t want to take any chances.

(A note to both Britney and Jamie – there is only one way that you can become pregnant) (Also I'm safe)

Also in the Chicago Tribune Entertainment news, and this is a big one; “NBC chose Michael Douglas as the announcer to introduce Brian Williams on the "Nightly News" each night. This is great news and I am sure thousands of Michael's fans will be tuning in to NBC tonight to hear his voice over.

As for all three of the above stories (news items); who the hell cares!

The Beach Bum

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Blogger Roxie said...

We can look at the postive things in the Spears situation:

1. She didn't have an abortion.
2. The world has a poster girl for "Don't try this at home."
3. Mom isn't going to disown the daughter, which some parents do.

When Joeseph met his brothers again after they'd previously sold him into slavery, Joeseph said, "You ment it for evil, but God ment it for good." Sometimes great good comes out of what appears to be not very good.

In the end this story may offer a glimpse that society may be far more psychologically ill than Ms. Spears. Our soceity considers these types of stories to be news. Meanwhile many events around the world, that used to be news, get ignored.

Wed Dec 19, 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your right on target, who gives a shit.

Fri Dec 21, 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello zazz,
please stand corrected on one comment that you made ... I retort that not all teenagers want to have a sexual relationship. Sex ed classes don't matter much either to a person like Brittany Spears or her sister -- she (they) thinks that she is above the law of responsibility. As Roxie said, this is just an example of societal way of thinking ... it is okay to @uck around -- somebody else will take care of the responsibility.
peace my friend,

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