Thursday, May 31, 2007

Quench Your Thirst

Somehow I forgot to finish writing this blog last February. At that time I was going through a tumultuous period helping my son prepare for his return to Maryland. I had pigeon holed it and forgot about it. Until today, while I was clearing unused files from my computer.

This is old news now, but I still believe that it is worth posting. Plus it saves me from using my brain and coming up with something fresh to post about. The file was last saved on 2-10-2007. Today, I have added one more paragraph and voila:

There is a new soft drink called Turn On that will be available in Grocery Stores soon. This soda was banned in both France and Denmark. Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone. Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink. Does this not sound like the same warning on a Beer Can label?

Yet Turn On is a non-alcohol beverage and the warning on their label (please note that the O in the word on has both the symbols for Venus and Mars) states: "This beverage will arouse you." People who have tested the soda said that it tastes like cherry soda and works as an aphrodisiac. Now here is a great concept; a non-alcoholic beverage that will get you sexually aroused. No hangovers!

Men will be buying this stuff up in mass quantities. Not for themselves, but for their wives or female friends. “Care for another glass of soda, dear”? Most men don’t really need much to get them sexually aroused. I don’t have to look at porn to get aroused, just thinking about a naked woman does it for me. If younger women are in the same room with me I mentally undress them and subsequently get aroused. I can just imagine what would happen if I drank one of these sodas. Liquid Viagra!

I haven’t seen any Turn On available in my local stores yet, but I had forgotten about it and not really checked to see if it was there. If it’s there, I will by a case and take it on the beach with me the next time I go to ogle the “eye candy”. I can just hear myself now “Hey, pretty girl, would you like an ice cold Cherry Soda”.

The Beach Bum

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